We need a vacancy
Laura/Durham/UK.
Our fur feels like it's on fire. There's thorns growing on our bones. Our hunger is X-Rated. Oh, Mother, We love you so!
I don't like people, people are boring.

EASY WAY TO RECOGNIZE SCREAMERS

kkkkai:

another-strangeworld:

One type of screamer is the .swf screamer. It’s just a webpage with a demon picture flashing in different colors at a certain speed, but it can cause seizures because it has a loud screeching noise.

The way to see if a link is a screamer is to do this:

christel-thoughts:

gleerant:

5150allthebestpeopleare:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Whose front lawn is this? : the final saga.

Why is there are slice of pizza in my bag: the epilogue

My GURL
Reblogged from cartagra, Posted by cartagra.
cartagra:

Merlin labroman (Taken with Instagram)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reblogged from cartagra, Posted by cartagra.
cartagra:

Merlins been an absoloute angel during me healing post surgery. Anyone who says dogs don’t understand haven’t met him

Miss u boi
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cartagra:

Baby is asleep on my arm

Getting sad again :(

topshelf-alyssa:

fitocracy:

Next time someone tells you girls shouldn’t lift

remind them that the uterus is the strongest muscle in the human body.

image

Oh my god that uterus is so adorable.

reblogging again because Cuterus.

(Source: fitocracy)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

"

1. You can paint the galaxy onto your nails but you can not put the stars back in his eyes- once he loses that sparkle, it’s gone. You are no hero. You can not save him.

2. He will kiss you until your lips turn blue.
There is nothing poetic about this- stop writing about it.
He will call you beautiful then ignore every call of yours when he meets someone new. Remember that you’re still beautiful.

3. You will fall in love again.

4. He will kiss your scars even though he didn’t leave them, let him.
But don’t mistake those kisses as him saving you- because he can’t.

5. Save yourself.

6. Happy endings are complete bullshit, but believe in them anyway.

7. Your heart will be broken again.
And I know the thought of that is terrifying but you will survive it.
Stop counting the blades on the razor. Put the bottle of pills away.
It might take a while but I promise, you’re going to be okay.

8. You’re entitled to feel what you’re feeling. Drown in those emotions until you learn how to swim. Cry oceans if you have to.

9. It’s okay to be confused every single day. You’re 20.

10. You are no hero & neither is he. Save yourself first every time.

"

10 things I wish someone.. Anyone would’ve told me. (via caramelcoatedxxxtacy)